1.19.2011

pillow talk


for some reason,
after coming off a weekend of stomach flu, gary and i are having difficulty falling asleep at night.
this has really never happened before.
the following took place over about 3 hours
...
we headed to bed around 9:30, after an episode of...
um...
"Jackass" (it was research, ok).
we got comfortable, pulled out our books
and that's when our late nite comedy show began.
oh man, even as i write this i wonder if it's funny at all.
maybe it's just evidence that what we really needed was a good round of human-carwash.
...
gary: what is this (as he opens his book)?

me:(i look over) oh. i dog-eared your page. i'm a dog-earer...

gary: yeah, you must be, you dog-eared half the page.
...
gary: wow! the bacon was a bad idea!
i can't sleep! my hair is too long!
how do you sleep with long hair?

me: i'll make you an appointment tomorrow.
email me right now so i don't forget.

gary: that's ridiculous, i'll make my own appointment.

me: email me! right now!
...

me: you know, i'm pretty sure it was the guys from glee in my super-hero dream
(yes, i had a super-hero dream. it happened to be the same night gary was flu-ing).
[smirk]

gary: of course they were! good look'n, singing, dancing guys -
they are every cougar's dream.

(that's when i fell off the bed, laughing hysterically.)
me: i cannot believe you just said that.
i have to write that down. give me your pen! give me your pen!

(he pulls out his blackberry (finally) and begins typing and laughing.)

me: ok, read me what you got.

(he does.)

me: gary davey, that is not what you said. you cannot remember a quote to save your life.
(it's so true)

gary: (taking complete offense) unbelievable!
(he decides to stop talking to me and sends the email.)
...
me: did you also remember to remind me about the haircut?

gary: yeah (placing his blackberry on his night stand, proud of the whitty quip he included)
i said...
i said...
it was like....
i can't remember!

and that is when we both fell off the bed
and the kids woke up.
of course.

2 comments:

  1. hey, can you transcribe some other lovelies from the bedroom? this is kinda exciting...I feel I'm in bed with both of you simultaneously!

    bros.

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  2. I'm laughing my ass off you guys, you're the best and that photo to start is a perfect intro

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