pillow talk

for some reason,

after coming off a weekend of stomach flu, gary and i are having difficulty falling asleep at night.

this has really never happened before.

the following took place over about 3 hours

...

we headed to bed around 9:30, after an episode of...

um...

"Jackass" (it was research, ok).

we got comfortable, pulled out our books

and that's when our late nite comedy show began.

oh man, even as i write this i wonder if it's funny at all.

maybe it's just evidence that what we really needed was a good round of human-carwash.

...

gary: what is this (as he opens his book)?

me:(i look over) oh. i dog-eared your page. i'm a dog-earer...

gary: yeah, you must be, you dog-eared half the page.

...

gary: wow! the bacon was a bad idea!

i can't sleep! my hair is too long!

how do you sleep with long hair?

me: i'll make you an appointment tomorrow.

email me right now so i don't forget.

gary: that's ridiculous, i'll make my own appointment.

me: email me! right now!

...

me: you know, i'm pretty sure it was the guys from glee in my super-hero dream

(yes, i had a super-hero dream. it happened to be the same night gary was flu-ing).

[smirk]

gary: of course they were! good look'n, singing, dancing guys -

they are every cougar's dream.

(that's when i fell off the bed, laughing hysterically.)

me: i cannot believe you just said that.

i have to write that down. give me your pen! give me your pen!

(he pulls out his blackberry (finally) and begins typing and laughing.)

me: ok, read me what you got.

(he does.)

me: gary davey, that is not what you said. you cannot remember a quote to save your life.

(it's so true)

gary: (taking complete offense) unbelievable!

(he decides to stop talking to me and sends the email.)

...

me: did you also remember to remind me about the haircut?

gary: yeah (placing his blackberry on his night stand, proud of the whitty quip he included)

i said...

i said...

it was like....

i can't remember!

and that is when we both fell off the bed

and the kids woke up.
of course.