for some reason,
after coming off a weekend of stomach flu, gary and i are having difficulty falling asleep at night.
this has really never happened before.
the following took place over about 3 hours
we headed to bed around 9:30, after an episode of...
"Jackass" (it was research, ok).
we got comfortable, pulled out our books
and that's when our late nite comedy show began.
oh man, even as i write this i wonder if it's funny at all.
maybe it's just evidence that what we really needed was a good round of human-carwash.
gary: what is this (as he opens his book)?
me:(i look over) oh. i dog-eared your page. i'm a dog-earer...
gary: yeah, you must be, you dog-eared half the page.
gary: wow! the bacon was a bad idea!
i can't sleep! my hair is too long!
how do you sleep with long hair?
me: i'll make you an appointment tomorrow.
email me right now so i don't forget.
gary: that's ridiculous, i'll make my own appointment.
me: email me! right now!
me: you know, i'm pretty sure it was the guys from glee in my super-hero dream
(yes, i had a super-hero dream. it happened to be the same night gary was flu-ing).
gary: of course they were! good look'n, singing, dancing guys -
they are every cougar's dream.
(that's when i fell off the bed, laughing hysterically.)
me: i cannot believe you just said that.
i have to write that down. give me your pen! give me your pen!
(he pulls out his blackberry (finally) and begins typing and laughing.)
me: ok, read me what you got.
me: gary davey, that is not what you said. you cannot remember a quote to save your life.
(it's so true)
gary: (taking complete offense) unbelievable!
(he decides to stop talking to me and sends the email.)
me: did you also remember to remind me about the haircut?
gary: yeah (placing his blackberry on his night stand, proud of the whitty quip he included)
it was like....
i can't remember!
and that is when we both fell off the bed
and the kids woke up.