can you guess?
i'm a little sore, i'm guessing because of all my freestyle slip'n slide moves
i perfected on the weekend. ask me about my "flying squirrel."
it could also be because i nearly fell off the roof on the 4th of July.
luckily i caught myself on the gutter, Lara Croft style. see image below.
yesterday morning i took a rather thrilling shower with a very large, maimed, suicide-bomber moth. that was fun.
while weeding my front garden, i overheard "bodhi, would you like to watch me lay my eggs?" when i went over to check i discovered that char had constructed a nest completely out of leaves she picked with her mouth.
i wore short(ish) (mom)shorts to the grocery store. hooray for july!
somewhere, somehow, i feel like i forgot how to blog.
my brother calls charlee "the innovator." it fits. she finds a new adventure in the ordinary everyday.
i am coming to grips with wearing a strapless, satin, mermaid coloured bridesmaid dress in my brothers wedding. must maintain malibu barbie tan to pull it off.
jane is putting words together. it's really great. i love when she comes in to my room first thing in the morning with a "mom, big poooop." tonight she came in and said "bo. hit. me."
i stole a bottle of suave shampoo from my mom. i was going to ask. then i forgot. and now it's awkward.
it's nice, my fat jeans fit me like a glove.
after too many weeks, and too many times of having to ask strangers for advil, and my friends calling me names, i am off of the pain killers, people. i feel like i have a new lease on life and hot and cold foods. i heart root canals!
i really love chocolate and banana together. puke.
(me)
