"cool"

this word has been gaining popularity as well as usage in our home.
i've been getting a lot of
(cue wine)

"but mom, i want to be cool."
to which i usually feel like replying
(cue "inigo montoya" accent)
"you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means"
but i don't, because he wouldn't get it
or think it's cool.

i'm down with some "cool".
in all honesty, i just don't think
we fit the bill,

for the record,

here are some of bodhi's firm definitions of "cool:"

 *not wearing undies

 *zipping his hoodie only half way up.

*only songs with a beat

(that he can shake his little free-ballin booty to).
*soft cozies.

 *anything "trainy"
or "video gamey."
and a
 "cool dude"
is the ultimate grand supreme with cash.

also,
*sewing buttons is
up there.

:)